how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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