- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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