What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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