Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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