If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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