- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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