What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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