- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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