What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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mc hammers income.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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