Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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