What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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