What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

skurfboards we love fat kids

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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