Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Jersey Shore

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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