What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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