- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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