Sophie Cameron is Gay

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Today is May 18 2016.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Knock knock. Come in.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Gangnam style

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Dogs in my home.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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