What's funnier than 68 69

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Ju... Just why?

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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