- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Women.

your mother hates you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Knock, Knock Come in

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Keep up the fun Nero!

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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