- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Jersey Shore

shauns beautiful

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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