- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Women's rights

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

the WNBA

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

This is a joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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