Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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