we all know sammi has a penis

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

you know whats funny the letter Q

Keep up the fun Nero!

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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