What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Anti Joke

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