- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Today is May 18 2016.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

girls basketball

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Three bars walk into a Jew.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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