John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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