Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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hi corey

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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