- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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