What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

knock knock Labrinth come in

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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