- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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