What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Obama

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Once upon a cross

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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