What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Minecraft.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Anti Joke

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