How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Jews

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69

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Anti Joke

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