How old is your mom? Old.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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i'm funny

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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