Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Fiats

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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