- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

how now brown cow. WTF.

Woman rights.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Kelly Clarkson

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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