Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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