Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Fiats

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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69

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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