- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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