WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Ron Paul for President!

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obama

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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