She said no

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Knock, Knock Come in

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

knock knock. come in.

Billy Cundiff.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Obamacare haters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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