- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Women's Rights.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Woman.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Anti Joke

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