- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Shut the cork up!

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.