- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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