I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Penis.

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69

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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GONNA

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Jersey Shore

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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