How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Women's rights.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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