What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Mmmmmmmmbutch

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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