Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Badgers are cool

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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whats a dick a dick

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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