What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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