How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Ebola

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Deadly cancer.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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