Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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women's rights.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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