Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

bitches be crafty.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

whats a dick a dick

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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