Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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