- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

knock knock Come in!!!

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Pinus Testicles

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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