What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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69

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pineapples

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Obama

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Chicken

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Anti Joke

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