ecks! why zee?

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Women's rights.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Your Mom.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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