- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

That's not what she said.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

i like pie.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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