What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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No.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Black History Month

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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