- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Keep up the fun Nero!

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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