Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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