Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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No.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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