How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Ron Paul for President!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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This one sucks!

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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obama

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Anti Joke

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