"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

fack me in the ace! CC

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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