Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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raping black women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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