- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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