Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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a potato flew around my room

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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