WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Jersey Shore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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