Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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