why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Kelly Clarkson

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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