Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Woman's Rights

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Anti Joke

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