Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I pooped my pants

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

fack me in the ace! CC

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

One time I masturbated by myself

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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