- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

One time I masturbated by myself

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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