Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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justin bieber

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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