why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Yes.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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