- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

milly, milly, milly, cat

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

my captcha says : forkin chickens

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??