What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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