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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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