- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

I hate long jokes -_-

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

thermodynamics?

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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