Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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