a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

black guy graduating high school

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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