- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A cow says moo and explodes.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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