- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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