Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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