- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is cold? Winter

Woman.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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