What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Gianni

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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hey

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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