What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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