When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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GONNA

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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