a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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poop

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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