- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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