- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

i like turtals and kids

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