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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Knock, knock. answers door

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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