What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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brandon ya twwat

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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baskets

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Samantha

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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hey bill!

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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crap!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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