- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

I would rape her

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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