What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

The Holocaust.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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