Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Your mom is fat

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

The Braves win the N.L. east

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Straight men can be bronies.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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