how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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