elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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WNBA

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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