whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Penisland

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Women's rights

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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