- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

where wally? wallys a myth.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

modern love

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Land Rovers

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Anti Joke

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