How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WNBA

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I ponder

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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