What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Christians pornstars.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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