You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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poo

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's the difference between a duck

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

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