Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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