do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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baskets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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my friend is gay hes gay

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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