Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what do you call a gay guy Ej

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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