What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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