If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Black History Month

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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