- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

GONNA

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Woman's rights

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Samantha

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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