Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Badgers are cool

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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I need a good anti joke....

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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your father died

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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