What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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im black

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A man made a sandwich.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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