roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

woman's rights

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

WNBA

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Anti Joke

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