911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

I said I hate niiggers

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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