- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How old is your mom? Old.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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