Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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