What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Well educated black man.

this girl died

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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