What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A women president

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Your Mom.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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