- Anti Joke

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

#Hanging Degus

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure