Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

just sit down and dont be a Jew

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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