Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

If life throws you melons... ouch

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

my friend is gay hes gay

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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