I enjoy anal.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Anti Joke

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