What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Knock knock --Come in.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Strawberries!

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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